jrdyn:

This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

(via jeebus-crust)

Run with your legs to be fast, Run with your mind to be faster, run with your heart to be unstoppable. Aalaynah Thompson (via curiosity-quotes)

(via sprintlete)

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via basicallymelancholy)

gavinpivott:

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

(via jeebus-crust)

daddyfuckedme:

do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about

(Source: daddyfuckedme, via jeebus-crust)