May 2013
fffcuk:
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
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April 2013
runningwildflower:
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really excited for long morning runs in the Summer again.
March 2013
how to be a good student:
care about your grades
do your work
how to have a school-related mental breakdown:
care about your grades
don’t do your work
walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye
webros:
i regret nearly everything i say
derekthereindeer:
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
Me waking up: breakfast
Me finishing breakfast: when's my next snack..
Me finishing snack: when's my lunch..
Me finishing lunch: when's my next snack..
Me finishing snack: when's dinner..
Me finishing dinner: when's dessert..
Me finishing dessert: if i sleep now, i have 8 hours and 23 minutes until breakfast..
heiwajima:
can we skip school and university and go to the part where i become a princess
February 2013
irockyursox:
im an unpaid extra in the movie of life
rnedia:
if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again
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frankpotion:
naps are a great idea until you wake up
During a run
brain: why are you going so slow?
lungs: I currently hate you.
feet: I'm gonna turn into 10 pound weights now.
Legs muscles: I am going to start hurting in random places, kay?
Sidewalk: I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps.
People in cars: *hoooonk* Run Forrest Run!
People walking: nice ass baby
Me: Why do I do this to myself?
Me: ...
Me at end of run: I love running so much! I would never give this up!
January 2013
rnackenzie:
it takes me like 3 hours to get out of bed
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
Me: Do you want any help mom?
Mom: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO YOU DON’T.
donttellmeimnotworthit:
cross country: the most under-represented, under-appreciated, and quite frankly, under-clothed sport i’ve ever joined
rabioheab:
i like my jokes like i like my coffee, dark and bitter
seorge:
Wow it’s almost 2013 and I’m still as ugly as I was in 2008
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
leopadra:
it’s 2013 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
frankensokka:
If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time
frankpotion:
naps are a great idea until you wake up
